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After the last elections there was so much talk about President Banda having been voted into office by villagers. The insinuation was that villagers are ignorant people and do not deserve to participate in the electoral process. Now if indeed villagers are ignorant then the people in these pictures do not give much inspiration either, do they!
Interesting pictures, Viva PF visa Micheal 2011.The Shake shake picture is elsewhere and not at the high court apologized LT.
Nachelwa :((:((
Sata is the only opposition ba zedi< he deserves a medal,KEEP MMD BUSY SHIKULU. :d/:d/
Ba Sata… your Looks!! Mumenso imwe!! Pls go for Panel beating. :d:d:d
Ba PF ni makali wanu…
Na shake shake..
Ba presido bavetsa chifundo…
8. Cutey why are you talking to Nameless Creatures on the “Sabotage” thread ?
hey I really feel bad! There is beer in that thing on the floor? Hey be careful some MMD Chaps may have urinated in that thing and then placed it there. I hope he did not drink it!! :d:o:o:o
Imwe Bloggers!!! Ni Internet ya kulomba uko ku Zed? why are you all so slow :d:d:d:d
the president to be. What a joke
Cutey and jamaco ,shut up!
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I like the 1st and 2nd pictures on the top with the Undereducate appearing like a top GRZ official in the frist one while his delegating pose in the second is second to none.
The rest indicate that people who were supposed to be doing useful things to uplift their families and Zambia were wasting man-hour (especially the last picture where a character is seen about to pick up a Chibuku Sheki Sheki can which probably had opaque-beer in it).
All the best PF.
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14. Government spokesman the Forms can also be obtained from the Embassy Homepage!!
w w w.zambiaembassy.de
16. Jamaco, I failed to get the forms from that site w w w.zambiaembassy.de and so it would be worthwhile to try #14 as an option!
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Numbala 13 Cutey has droped Facts on the followin Thread ;
“It is an act of sabotage to talk ill of Chinese….. Comment Numbala 33”
Beef is closed.
Let me not comment on this thread.
I have a lot to say about SATA that if I had to say them, I can be banned permanently from the Lusaka Times.
:)]
Why carry your baby everywhere you go, it’s risky especially if the situation turns volatile, these mothers are unfit. Sata seems to be loved by old women, can government supply police with barriers or someone please start renting barriers out to police.
It looks like Sata is the only opposition leader in Zambia,others have no interest for zambian people they just mushroom during election campaign and die a natural death after losing election to sweepers MMD.
19. Free-Market-Capitlst More Input Iwe!! More Input needed. You are not here coz of LT!! You are here for us, the people **==
I Sympathise and feel pity for the poor baby on the back of that mother on pic. number 8.
This baby is languishing… its not fair….
With due respect to PF supporters, I dont intend to be mean….but honestly, is this the man you wanted to be Republican President????? If you watched the Obama inug, how did you feel? am sure you were sad, you would have preffered McCain who has experience and a man of action….a maverick eeeeh!
Obama was mostly supported by colledge/university graduates coz they identified themselves with his academia, intelligence and freshness, what do you identify yourself with the King Cobra????
Engine Bbuloko
You are off.
Obama is not comparable to any of your riff raff.
3. Miner
Ha ha ha,well said!!!!!! :((:((:((:d:d
Ya,these pictures awe mwe especially the last one which has made me miss home so much,i can even smell the shake shake & miss the times my grandma came from the village & we would get some of her chibuku & add milk & sugar in it.
#25. ZambiaProhet….you have missed my line of thought on post 24….simply put, if you are brainy, go along with the brainy, if you are riff raff, you will go along with riff raffs. Birds of the same feathers, flock together.
Are we going to be eating the looks of a person? Since when did the looks of a person determine his capability? Is RB or Ka Chiluba any better? Is Ron Shikapwasha handsome? Mulebako serious8-|. Can you show us the pictures of your faces mwebalepontela Sata!:o Twapapata!!!
😡 Spot on mwebena nfula! Not all that glitters is Gold. I’ganda ushikalamo baikumbwa umutenge! Let’s wait and see how the looks of Zambian politicians will make them perform.:-?
Kamuzu Banda, first Malawian President once took his ‘mbumba’ to Scotland. For those who don’t know, ‘mbumba’ were the women who danced in support of the ‘ngwazi’ where ever he went in Malawi. Most of them were illiterate and had never flown out of Malawi. In Scotland, they were excited to be served by white people. They thought it should be the other way round. Looking at these pictures, I was reminded of this story. Why do our politicians abuse women like this? Someone should stop these cadres, whether it is KK, FTJC, LPM or RB! Let’s move on.
27#PLEASE PELELA APOPENE OTHERWISE INDI MUCHILAKA NEMUNOBE,CHIBUKU,MILK NA SUGER YABA NAFIKA PA ZED.
Sata probably went into some combon and then bought the chaps some beer and said tiyeni kusogolo. These people in the pictures strike me as chibuku warriors that only become passionate about things when there is vigubu filled with chibuku.
By the ballot, or by de gun, patriotical fire a go bun!
33. Shalapungu Banton greetings and I really got impressed with your:
“Sata probably went into some combon and then bought the chaps some beer and said tiyeni kusogolo. These people in the pictures strike me as chibuku warriors that only become passionate about things when there is vigubu filled with chibuku.”
I am just wondering what Chewe and other Sata cohorts will take of you when they read it after their praises that you won from then. I will keep watching even if my schedule is tight.
Have a great night and some blogging.
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Maestro did I obsessively attack Sata like you in my post? I simply stated an opinion which may or may not be true about the people in the picture. Those women and men have lives and for them to be enticed to spend a day at court instead of going about their normal livelihoods then they must have gotten something out of it. I did not say Sata is a bad person because I personally do not know him , i just said he might have utilised an old political tactic of getting supporters using opaque illicit brew. People don’t just wake up and find themselves outside court , they are usually organised .
36. Shalapungu Banton, hhehhehhehhe. I never attacked Sata. I only state the TRUTH about the Undereducate who is a Standard 4 or equivalentlty Grade 6 school (on adding 2 years of Sub A and Sub B according to my mother who learnt in that STANDARD EDUCATION system) drop out following GRZ records which Minister Mulongoti released.
As for your Banton (.LLB), you clearly wrote that instead of using available TRUTH on the Undereducate, you have “simply stated an opinion which may or may not be true about the people in the picture”.
Who then between me and you has attacked Sata following your “Maestro did I obsessively attack Sata like you in my post?”?
This is very interesting!
37 continued.
I as Maestro Hhehhehhehhe will very soon be vindicated over this Shalapungu Banton aka dobo (or bodo) Banton.LLB or mwine filimu for character can never be hidden for too long a time. It just comes out naturally!
For now, I am off to s l e e p and enjoy blogging you all.
I remain Maestro =)) to always EXPOSE tricky individuals.
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Sata musuite awoneka di-saint for a change….. :)>-
Maestro Hhehhehhehhe, you need to grow up won’t spare you.
Maestro Hhehhehhehhe, wake up and face me. Others spared you. Won’t stop till you are crushed. Mr Sata has made great progress which you and you children’s children’s children including your grandies will never achieve. Ma rubishi.
Maestro you sense of grandeur based on judging people according to their education is very disingenuous.I have noticed every chance you get you harp on about your achievements as if to elevate yourself and put others down. Just because Sata did not go through the full spectrum of state education it doesn’t mean he is a bad person. You do not know sata’s reasons for dropping out it could have been his family was poor but then you go ahead with a haughty attitude. Education is just the process of using the left brain to memorize what you are told, it is the right brain that separates mediocre people from the great. Sata has done far much more than people with certificates.
Ka mutonga ka kantu iwe ka Maestro Hhehhehhehhe???!!!!!!!
Viva PF, Long live Sata. Uwapata Micheal Sata, apata wishi na nyina. Some people do not like Sata because he is the opposite of what their parents were. Bold & fearless unlike their parents who were cowards working kumayadi as house servants. This is obvious in one character who always calls Sata uneducated etc. While you might be educated but were your parents educated. Do not take out your fathers failures on Micheal Chilufya Sata. Maybe you never had a father & u wish that Sata were your father. Your hatred for Sata is misplaced-Miserable HhoHhoHhoHho. Visit a shrink before your hatred, frustration & jealousy kills you!!!!
31. VOTE RIGGER
i lived in Malawi for a while during nkwazi’s time i was a kid then. you blog has really sent me back into my own history. Thanks dear!!!
Ba LT that man picking a packet or Sorry a crate of shakers, who says he is PF? PF people are energetic, they clinch fists and shout sense that must be heard. That man stooping was just disembarking from a mini bus coming from a drinking spree, u spice up his picture and claim he is PF?
Landeni ko fimbi. VIVA PF. Continue speaking for the voiceless.
Yes man of the people. No matter what,we will continue supporting you sir. You are a hard worker not nthayo izi zinangu.
#33. Shalapungu Banton, Zambia has been on Auto Pilot, ile iteka fye yeka. Sata anybody can hate him or love him, but the truth is he speaks for the poor. The Govt., shakes & tremble when he talks.He offers checks and balances and sometimes offers workable solutions despite his percieved humble education. WE need him or the Government will have a field day looting coffers. HH, Miyanda, adulterous Nawakwi, B.Y, Nevers Mumba (with him still licking wounds)and the rest have all gone quite to resurface on 12th August 2011.
At least this cobra does not doze off anyhow like someone i know who dozes like a prostitute that has just knocked off from Camp David, ESP or Chez Ntemba Open Air
BEST MAN FOR ZAMBIA VIVA SATA AND LONG LIVE WE LOVE YOU
Pabwatoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Viva Sata nipa bwato chabe with Given Lubinda in 2011. The so called cadres bakhulu
AKA MICHAEL SATA KING COBRA THE VOICE FOR THE VOICELESS VIVA SHIKULU WE ARE BEHIND YOU
Pabwatoooooooo. The only Opposition party ela busha Nyama Soya from deep sleep. Viva King Cobra
Viva PF, Viva Sata :d/
the old man rocks long live pakafye tukateke
Sata is a hired gun for the Zambian people whether you like it or not. He is a man of courage and speaks for what he believes in with no fear or favour Pabwatoooooooooooooooooooo
# 57 Kapeso
walasa mwana
ichintu chintu umwene ni pabwatooooo come 2011 kuyabebele mmd
Good morning bloggers
Pic #1 Sata man of the people and forever will be president of Zambia whether or not he goes to State House.
ifwe ni BA SATA TUFWAYA
VIVA PF VIVA SATA ONE ZAMBIA ONE NATION.WHERE’S MIYANDA MWE BANTU WE NEED HIM IN TIMES LIKE THIS,WHEN WE’RE FACING A LOT OF DIFFICULTIES
Sata is nothing but dictator, you will see even in 2011 he will still stand as a president what a shame old man, retire…
#64 IWE MULAMU WAKA RB ITS NOT ABOUT BEING A DICTATOR ITS ABOUT WORKING FOR THE PIPO OF ZED AND ALSO DEVELOPING ZED SO HUNG YOURSELF OK
# 49 thank you. Thank you very much. for sure HH, Miyanda, Nawakwi, BY will only resurface in 2011.
Ba Sata no matter how urgly keeps ruling party on the check, Sata aba vinika bad. Keep the bwato floating…
as for those that talk about Sata’s uglyness, please LT make a provision for pictures and i will be the first one.
Yes #61, Sata is president outside statehouse and not in office. He is not likely to ‘retire’ till his end on earth. What a presido in absentia! SHAME :((:((:((:((:((:((
Maestro Hhe!Hhe!Hhe!Hyena!, you are at it again. Leave Sata alone, will you? My own observation is that you are a good-for-nothing brat who cannot even convince one of the most naive girls in your village to go to bed with you.
I concur with #61, Sata is an accomplished politician. If it were not for a fraudulent electoral process, he would have managed into plot 1. My recollection serves me that he was cheated at least twice in previous elections.
You therefore do not inspire me, Mr.Hhe! Neither do your educated politicians.
#65. Which people? he should be ashamed of himself,mudala Sata age is Catching up can you please go for convention and stop runing a one man’s show please, we are tired of seening your teethless mouth all over man!!!
Bushe finshi fyali ku court???
Why do PF cadres spend their valuable time at Court when the matter is in Chambers? Surely Ba Sata should realise this is the time to be productive and not drinking chibuku and exposing innocent kids to such, what if a riot breaks out? I am sure the Rebel MP’s do not show their faces at Court as it the duty of their lawyers. Ba Sata should be inspiring by encouraging his cadre to be looking for work or farming, gardening etc etc. What’s wrong with us Zambians who can’t see beyond our noses?
– THE MEMOIRS OF THE DR. GUY ‘PF’ SCOTT –
Author: unknown
The most faithful colleague and friend
The Memoirs of Dr. Guy Scott Chapter I
‘For sometime, a thought had bothered my old gray matter. About the apparent misfitment or rather, about the misalliance of the good old Dr. Guy Scott to the party which is called PF. For sometime I figured that there was no justifiable reason for such a good and honorable man explaining his association with such a company. I was wrong.’
‘How on earth would a man of the Doctor’s stature and class find himself mingling with a people such as these, who can only be described as a ‘group of the disgruntled’, branding as Pabwato, a native term for a boat. A Party with the slightest and remotest semblance of what is termed Democracy. Democracy has been redefined in their midst. A group whose reputation is rife with convulsions and bigotry and whose average member is a spoilt brat canvassing the inner city from where he earns a crust.’
‘I remember, not long ago, wondering to myself ‘Oh dear, what is he up to now’. This was whilst seeing him ride a speedboat, on land, alongside this horrible mean looking fellow, his prize trophy I suppose, in apparent triumph to the cheering delight of the crowd. This mean looking fellow accompanying the old Doctor is said to be the chief of them and one whose character perfectly describes and clearly congruent with the whole bunch, with the exception of my old friend of course.’
‘I stood amazed and somewhat shaken by the open indiscretion of my good old fellow, my mouth wide open, wondering what more to expect.’
#69 YOU ARE NOT IN PF SO WHATEVER HAPPENS IN PF ITS NON OF YOUR BUSINESS,WE WILL GO FOR CONVENTION BEFORE 2011 ELECTIONS BUT THE FACT REMAINS THE SAME MR SATA WILL RETAIN HIS POSITION AND STAND ON THE PF TICKET IN 2011.HEY IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY FORM YOUR OWN PARTY SO YOU CAN COMPETE WITH MR SATA
‘Alighting from the expedition and climbing onto a podium, the mean one addressed the crowds. With a harsh toned voice, he spoke loudly and eloquently, his speech ending briskly leaving his audience yearning for more. After which he motioned by hand to a few of his contingent to accompany him into the chambers beyond. In this entire episode, the old mogul had remained firmly glued around the mean fellow. From inside, one could clearly hear the chanting outside Pabwato! Pabwato, the sound reverberating into the interiors of the chamber.’
‘Later on, having collected myself, I remember telling myself ‘ Alright, so what if the old mogul was embarrassing himself, so what if the man appears to be above the moon, we all deserve a hearty enjoyment whilst it last’. But I was mistaken; it was not a mere fickle. There was more to come, putting the good name and reputation of the Doctor at risk, so it seemed to me. There is a picture cut off from one of the Tabloid newspaper, which I have now tucked away somewhere in my documents in which the old Doc appears along side this same mean character in which they appear walking in solemnity. You could not miss the solemnity.’
‘Pondering upon the circumstances of the Doctor, I discovered almost by chance, another side of the story. Beyond the gaiety and fun adventure, beyond the apparent embarrassment, beyond the naked loyalty and shameless alliance to the bunch and leader, carefully tucked and concealed to the careless observer yet open to a keen mind was a firm resoluteness and urgent resolve in the Doctor. A scheme, so he thought, beyond trace.’
‘I have known the Doctor all these years and not even for a second have I seen him as the type that would risk name and reputation for a mere pittance. He reminds me of the 1800’s Scottish missionaries whose engagements meant leaving behind the comforts of home to far off lands yet trod by men in the then known world. Whose duties required impeccable zeal, long and tedious and sometimes painful experiences, risking all for the sake of a better prize. Did the old mogul have this thing in mind, converting these uncouth characters? But one sure thing though, the old mogul is no missionary, at least in religious terms.’
‘However, there is a clear parallel perfectly fitting the missionary experience with the Doctors vice. There is a deliberate goal in mind behind the Doctor’s scheme enough to motivate him to risk all and sundry. What is that one prize in the old Mogul’s mind worth risking name and reputation for, enough to undo the damage already done?
Anonymous you are so boring
Maestro Hehehehehe is still sleeping probably dreaming about typing a 2000 page essay on here, but when he wakes up be prepared he will post over 50 plus replies . In those replies he will copy and paste everything anyone has said to him while he was sleeping .
‘To understand the apparent difficulty in drawing the reasons behind the Doctors behavior and ingenious scheme I thought I should give the reader some background information. The Doctor had been acting rather strangely these past few years. Certain habits have formed in him completely unknown to exist or seen on him before. Being a proud man that he is, he has never been seen to let his emotions show even with utmost provocation, he will hold restrain. But then the unbelievable happened at his farm cottage.’
‘On that particular day I remember the morning starting as usual (lackadaisical) but then suddenly finding too many activities over running the other keeping almost everyone on their toes including the Doctor himself in the thick of it who kept commandeering almost military style his troops. Later on in the afternoon, the old Doctor decided to sit himself down after a long days work, at his favorite porch, at the verandah.’
‘It was whilst he was there in a relaxed mood that one of his houseboys came reporting a situation. The boy reported to him that one of his vaults had been found unlocked. ‘Upon hearing this his body literally jerked out of his rocking chair realizing immediately the one it was. ‘My memoirs’ he roared uncaring that his emotions were showing. ‘Did you read them, tell me you didn’t’ Now his strong voice filling the whole yard to the utter amazement of all who were present. ‘No bwana I did not’ came the reply from the now shaken houseboy’. Without warning, the old lad made a dash or should I say shot his body in the direction of the vault’.
‘Earlier in the day whilst depositing some valuables into the vault an unexpected call requiring his immediate attention interrupted his business leaving the vault unlocked. He had completely forgotten about it until now.’
‘This was the key event to unlock the goings on in the Doctors mind and purpose in the whole scheme he had been on about. I learnt later on from the houseboy that he had been writing an Autobiography; yes an Autobiography of the mean looking fellow whom he has become so engrossed with. Apparently he figures that if there ever was going to be an Authority to claim this right, it was he. He was determined to be the official unofficial Author of this fellow’s life story, whichever way one looked at it.’
#79 And since when did you became sata for you to answer? you must be out of your mind man, my opinion remains mine I did not ask for yours as a matter of fact what i write here is non of your dem business GET THAT INTO YOUR HEAD.
Ba Maureen # 75, are you PF by birth?
‘In these memoirs is contained the most intimate details of the life of the mean looking fellow and all that is unknown about him. Beyond that, they contain associations, the fights, the mistakes and all that has happened in the life as communicated to him by this magnate of a fellow. All this detail recordings of life and events of the mean fellow has been going on unknown to him.’
Leave the PF cadres alone shame on you all afterall by blogging on this site you do the same thing they are doing-wasting time-the only difference is that we will never see your faces.
ANONYMOUS WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING OR IS IT COPY AND PASTE
mmmmh! PF ikaliko?
SONDA
Check at wikipeada you will might find it.
#97
PF is here and we are stil as powerful as ever,
Come 2011 we are sailing to State House
What a party! full of out spoken people, thugs, smokers and drunkers, anyway that can expect when their father himself is a victim, he does not know when to keep quiet and when to open his mouth…
I was a supporter of maestro, i have changed my mind. He is so childish for nothing. Grow up man!
#86.Shalapungu Banton. We are waiting.
#101. lol..Ba Chuma Chiyenda how does maestro comes in this topic? don’t you thing you are the one who is exposing your childishess here?
Nice pics, viva Sata
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Anonymouse please don’t try to get yourself published, save yourself the disappointment…
Sony Ericsson Phiri
You have part of Chapter I my friend, do you want me to continue?
It’s your talktime…
107. Anonymous
Anonymous your writing skills are admirable, i Blog while working and usually dont pay attention to long posts but for the first time i did. Thats very interesting, this is not to endorse the authenticity of the material but just to say its worth reading the chapters to follow. Good chapter indeed, keep it up.
Ericsson
Next time not to bore people
Boriiiiiiiiing! I wonder how old you bloggers on LT are!
all the PF haters, you are secret admirers of our party and shy to join. Tiyeni pabwatoooooooooooooo
# 95 Voice of Reason, looks like you cannot stomach constructive criticism. We work and when you have a spare minute you blog. How long does it take to reason and hit the keyboard?
for all his bufoonery, Cycle Mata is the most ‘persistent’ politician alive! I’m not a fan of this geezer but envy his stamina! Jokers like Miyanda, Nawakwi, BY only emerge from their slumber every election but King Cobra is always a pain in Boma’s butt! which is what an effective opposition should be. I wish you well Cobra, perhaps the Lord will reward your perserverance with Plot 1, come 2011…:)>-
Sheikh Banda
What a honest statement. The Guy has stamina.
Hello everyone, just joined you bloggers. Am a stonch PF supporter, so maestro heheee whatever you call yourself, Remember Sata is the reason the rulling gov’t is able to perform, even the late presido who you praised after he passed on accepted this fact. So let the old man work. Mwamukolooooooooooooo
Viva RB!! Sata and his kabovas are going no where!! Never!!!
116. Nina Myers, on ‘ Am a stonch PF supporter, so maestro heheee whatever you call yourself, Remember Sata is the reason the rulling gov’t is able to perform, even the late presido who you praised after he passed on accepted this fact’, please give a qoute and link to it on the acknowledgement by late former President LP Mwanawasa. To the best of my knowledge, the Undereducate has just created an impression that he is making the GRZ work because of the MMD GRZ’s failure to deal with him and his Imagebuilders.
Instead of the MMD GRZ concentrating on doing their job of governing Zambia, it is always found in squabbles of reacting to the Undereducate’s almost daily rants in the POST.
118 continued.
“My popularity, my happiness and sense of worth depend to no small extent upon my skill in dealing with people.” – Logan Pearsall Smith.
In light of this, please be careful always. Mind you the topic is not about Maestro =)), but the PF pictures. Thus you will do well to limit your postings in that regard.
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86. Shalapungu Banton greetings. On your “Maestro Hehehehehe is still sleeping probably dreaming about typing a 2000 page essay on here, but when he wakes up be prepared he will post over 50 plus replies . In those replies he will copy and paste everything anyone has said to him while he was sleeping” is actually proper responding to allegations and sentiments in the myopic postings that are referred to me – bent on undermining my credibility.
“Birds of the same feathers flock togeter.”-Greek proverb or is it “Fowls of the same plumage always congregate in the same proximity.” – the revised version.
I will surely be back later on.
Wapya munzi!
mmwamukolo
Oh Oh
unless pf has northwesterners ,westerners and the hantobolo’s(southerners) in its party,they will never win.it is a party for bembas(except lubinda and ka scort),at least mmd has members from each tribe thats why it will continue rulling…so i think pf and hh are fighting for the loosing battle..its a mathematical thing wich everyone knows..
These must be the people who CMS promised jobs at Barclays (kaponya in Cairo road said if PF won a BBZ job was on the cards) & in govt if he won. My, my wouldn’t our money have been in safe hands!
I pity the man. He lay with the devil and now he wants to be seen as a saint. FTJ era will haunt him forever as he was silent when the people needed him most.
See it is possible to have decent postings! The postings on the Thandi story yesterday were disappointing. My open letter is coming along nicely so watch out for it in the papers. Clean up LT. I was accused of being a cry baby purely because I opposed the filth posted on LT.
we are black and our minds are black no way forward. [-(
# 125 EN. ‘I pity the man. He lay with the devil and now he wants to be seen as a saint. FTJ era will haunt him forever as he was silent when the people needed him most.
People change, lo! Was’t Obama born a moslem? He is now a Christian and the 44th president of the United States. Not that I have seen anything wrong with Islam, suffice to say that people change, brother, people change.
And we are told that ‘to err is human, divine justice.’
what authority do you have to crucify someone for his past misdeeds?
MMD so called “democratic goverment” Why are you forcing people to have what they do not like? The whole nation is crying for a change of a new Goverment.The people at the moment they want to try Sata, why don´t you give them what they want? What kind of hearts do you have, which do not feel the pain or cry of the Nation? How do you want that people can express what they want? It is not only the quetion of politics but the matter of being concern to what the people need.
The last picture showing a man trying to grap ‘Chibuku – Shake Shake’ is what attracts most PF cadres to Sata. Once they drink that stuff, they pick up the courage to shout whole night and some unsuspecting epople Sata is popular, he is NOT. How can civilised people be forcing their way into court, what business do they have in court or what facts are they going to contribute in court? Are they witnesses? This blind following should stop and that is why we need a man who can reason like OBAMA to take charge of Zambia. And the way I see it, there is only man CHIRWA.
#.129 The Intelligentia ‘The last picture showing a man trying to grap ‘Chibuku – Shake Shake’ is what attracts most PF cadres to Sata. Once they drink that stuff, they pick up the courage to shout whole night and some unsuspecting epople Sata is popular, he is NOT’
This statement is from the wilderness. Can you justify it please. This is the problem with the ‘some of us.’
By my foot, your Chirwa cannot beat Sata in an election.
130. Agenda for Zambia, hhe hhe hhe hhe =)) on “‘The last picture showing a man trying to grap ‘Chibuku – Shake Shake’ is what attracts most PF cadres to Sata. Once they drink that stuff, they pick up the courage to shout whole night and some unsuspecting epople Sata is popular, he is NOT’”
This is very hilarious.
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O prof wangozi abwela!
– THE MEMOIRS OF DR. GUY ‘PF’ SCOTT –
Chapter II
#131. Maestro. It is hilarious, but not factual. The statement is epitomic of The Intelligentsia’s delusional self.
Oh no Balangombe, the nut case- remember, has run away with the cable, my laptop will soon run out of power, next time.
134. Agenda for Zambia, I understand and keep well.
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The picture where some kind of pointing is potrayed, isn’t something exagerated there or it is my eyes. Kaya
Ba PF you will always be spending yo time at the courts. And nothing will come out of it. Even 2011. Same. Losers!!!!
PF does not behave like a party, but rather a theatre group just like ‘Banja’ of MUVI TV.
8-x
MWATWAFWA BA MMD
PF cadres, your views have been taken on board but take time and ask yourselves whether you have ever held a sensible converstaion with any of the PF cadres at SATA’s rallies. They are always shouting PABWATO PABWATO and don’t even understand what Sata says and what it means to their lives. Because they are all usually drunk. This is a fact. After OBAMA, Sata should NOT even contemplate the Presidency. The game is well above people of his ilk. He belongs to our history and we need to use his experience to move zambia forward with a visionary leader who understands the techno era. We are in a knowledge economy and not stone throwing.
You people trying to change the allengency of PF supporters from Sata are just wasting your time. Their allengency is sworn in issues that are so very much detached from convetional reasoning that even if Obama were to be a Zambian and contest the elections, PF supporters would still favour Sata over Obama just like some folks stuck with McCain…..thank God there are more reasonable people in USA!!!
142. The Intelligentia, my brother, your views can not be put in any other better way than you have done….thank you so much….now thats what I call intelligent reasoning….
Only negatively intelligent (colloquial for a f**lish) minds keep pushing a door they know is firmly shut and there is no way to open it. In my view, that is our Sata. He has been to court over the presidency in all three defeats and has reaped nothing. I wonder whether this teaches him anything. Levy once openly told him,and i quote ‘There is no nullification after being sworn in’. I would advise him to find a better way of contributing to zambian development other than the presidency. That is if at all he has anything left in his empty tank to help Zambia move forward in the 21st century. I personally don’t think he has anything to offer in terms of meaningful development. Mark this!!!
Pliz, let thy case drag on so that these cadres are kept busy together with satana
#143 Engine Bbuloko
You can say that again. Fine on the other thread has just confessed how difficult the task before us is. What a comfort to know that there are people like you and The Intelligentia. Straight thinkers.
LT, THIS IS IT. WE NEED A LOT OF PICTURES AND NOT ONLY TEXT, IN THIS CHEAP TECHNOLOGY TIMES. WELL DONE. IN FACT ALL PICTURES ARE COOL. SATA LOOKS COOL, TOO.
say what you want to say, ise ni pabwato chabe
Sata has done good job of consolidating the opposition party PF, now the time has come for Sata to step aside and take a more ceremonial leadership of PF. It is time for Mr Lubinda Given to lead the party…he is man who can beat MMD at the next elections….
PF must aggressively campaign against MMD in rural areas, and hold a national convention this year with representative from all provinces. Then through electoral reform, compel MMD to give power of president to set election dates and make political party campaign finance totally distance from national money…
The time is now, PF to go around the country selling PF manifesto and develop coordinated campaign stragety beat MMD in 2011.
Smart
#29 you hit the point,bro….most cats around here like dissing other people’s looks.LT,please can you program a module that’ll enable em folks around here to post fotos so that we can see their ugly faces.They like dissing others as though they’re the Brad Pitts and Anjie Jolies of this world.I don’t think that being in the diaspora improves your looks a great deal and most importantly Zambia is not looking for fashion models but for people who can deliver.Criticize them for poor performance and on grounds of their looks.So grow up cats and I hope this is the last time I am hearing this nosence here.
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LT be serious a Bus Station and the High Court are two different places………… Which side are you on?????????
#149, we are a democracy and you have every right to support anyone as long as you know the intended outcome. Its your God given right to support any legitimate candidate of your choice. That is democracy. But remember only the majority rules. Uli Mbuya wandi kwena support PABWATOO bobe.
what a bunch of losers. literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To accomplish great things in life, as Sata is trying to do, one does not need to have any formal education. But one must develope his mind to such a high level that it can interlace various disciplines to enable one to translate hopes and dreams into reality. Even the disciples of the Christ are remembered, not for their education, but for their ACTS.
#157, do you really think Sata can accomplish great things? Is he capable of foreseeing where zambia ought to be 20 – 30 years from now? Anyway, if you are a teacher as you signed on your posting, then I can only see Zambia heading for a disaster if our Children are going to be taught be people who think like you, I am sorry, but that is the way I see it.
158. The Intelligentia greetings, on “if you are a teacher as you signed on your posting, then I can only see Zambia heading for a disaster if our Children are going to be taught be(y) people who think like you, I am sorry, but that is the way I see it”, me too.
157. The Teacher, most of the Disciples of Jesus Christ, our Lord, did not have formal education but they learnt from the Rabbi obviously since the Holy Scriptures only record that our Lord is the only one who wasnt taught by them and hence their being surprised when he spoke. Those men did a religious job and Sata is nowhere in that line of duty. Politics and Religion are two separate entities: read the Zambian Constitution.
159 continued.
The Undereducate Sata has clearly shown us that he know nothing even in things he help go through as LAW when he was in Parliament e.g. the 1996 Republican Constitution which the old man mis-interpretated as indicating the whoever will win the 2008 elections was not going to be subjected to Presidential elections in 2011, but 2013. This example only is enough to convince any doubting Thomases that “one does not need to have any formal education. But one must develope his mind to such a high level that it can interlace various disciplines to enable one to translate hopes and dreams into reality” is possible in Standard 6 Sata Michael Chilufya.
Sata should be told in NO uncertain terms that Zambians will NEVER allow a man like him to rule them. He has no principles and very bad mannered. They say, if you insult a child, would you regret if a child insults you back? For me Sata is NOT presidential material. He needs to work with a young visionary president like Chirwa or Fundanga or HH or even his Given Lubinda.But surely, not him.Think and don’t be selfish, surely Sata has failed in his life and he should NOT fail all Zambians with greed. If he had stayed in MMD, he may have obtained the presidency after LPM’s death. But Sata said, upon his dead body, he would never work with LPM and there we are LPM found RB and Sata is history!!
hmmm… bar pala bar letina satana in picture 1
jumaco, Curtersy, BaMaureen, Nine and fellows, be reasonable to this facility. Write something sensible Please.
Look at that chap dancing with his shake-shake!
Good pics
After the last elections there was so much talk about President Banda having been voted into office by villagers. The insinuation was that villagers are ignorant people and do not deserve to participate in the electoral process. Now if indeed villagers are ignorant then the people in these pictures do not give much inspiration either, do they!
Interesting pictures, Viva PF visa Micheal 2011.The Shake shake picture is elsewhere and not at the high court apologized LT.
Nachelwa :((:((
Sata is the only opposition ba zedi< he deserves a medal,KEEP MMD BUSY SHIKULU. :d/:d/
Ba Sata… your Looks!! Mumenso imwe!! Pls go for Panel beating. :d:d:d
Ba PF ni makali wanu…
Na shake shake..
Ba presido bavetsa chifundo…
8. Cutey why are you talking to Nameless Creatures on the “Sabotage” thread ?
hey I really feel bad! There is beer in that thing on the floor? Hey be careful some MMD Chaps may have urinated in that thing and then placed it there. I hope he did not drink it!! :d:o:o:o
Imwe Bloggers!!! Ni Internet ya kulomba uko ku Zed? why are you all so slow :d:d:d:d
the president to be. What a joke
Cutey and jamaco ,shut up!
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I like the 1st and 2nd pictures on the top with the Undereducate appearing like a top GRZ official in the frist one while his delegating pose in the second is second to none.
The rest indicate that people who were supposed to be doing useful things to uplift their families and Zambia were wasting man-hour (especially the last picture where a character is seen about to pick up a Chibuku Sheki Sheki can which probably had opaque-beer in it).
All the best PF.
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14. Government spokesman the Forms can also be obtained from the Embassy Homepage!!
w w w.zambiaembassy.de
16. Jamaco, I failed to get the forms from that site w w w.zambiaembassy.de and so it would be worthwhile to try #14 as an option!
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Numbala 13 Cutey has droped Facts on the followin Thread ;
“It is an act of sabotage to talk ill of Chinese….. Comment Numbala 33”
Beef is closed.
Let me not comment on this thread.
I have a lot to say about SATA that if I had to say them, I can be banned permanently from the Lusaka Times.
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Why carry your baby everywhere you go, it’s risky especially if the situation turns volatile, these mothers are unfit. Sata seems to be loved by old women, can government supply police with barriers or someone please start renting barriers out to police.
It looks like Sata is the only opposition leader in Zambia,others have no interest for zambian people they just mushroom during election campaign and die a natural death after losing election to sweepers MMD.
19. Free-Market-Capitlst More Input Iwe!! More Input needed. You are not here coz of LT!! You are here for us, the people **==
I Sympathise and feel pity for the poor baby on the back of that mother on pic. number 8.
This baby is languishing… its not fair….
With due respect to PF supporters, I dont intend to be mean….but honestly, is this the man you wanted to be Republican President????? If you watched the Obama inug, how did you feel? am sure you were sad, you would have preffered McCain who has experience and a man of action….a maverick eeeeh!
Obama was mostly supported by colledge/university graduates coz they identified themselves with his academia, intelligence and freshness, what do you identify yourself with the King Cobra????
Engine Bbuloko
You are off.
Obama is not comparable to any of your riff raff.
3. Miner
Ha ha ha,well said!!!!!! :((:((:((:d:d
Ya,these pictures awe mwe especially the last one which has made me miss home so much,i can even smell the shake shake & miss the times my grandma came from the village & we would get some of her chibuku & add milk & sugar in it.
#25. ZambiaProhet….you have missed my line of thought on post 24….simply put, if you are brainy, go along with the brainy, if you are riff raff, you will go along with riff raffs. Birds of the same feathers, flock together.
Are we going to be eating the looks of a person? Since when did the looks of a person determine his capability? Is RB or Ka Chiluba any better? Is Ron Shikapwasha handsome? Mulebako serious8-|. Can you show us the pictures of your faces mwebalepontela Sata!:o Twapapata!!!
😡 Spot on mwebena nfula! Not all that glitters is Gold. I’ganda ushikalamo baikumbwa umutenge! Let’s wait and see how the looks of Zambian politicians will make them perform.:-?
Kamuzu Banda, first Malawian President once took his ‘mbumba’ to Scotland. For those who don’t know, ‘mbumba’ were the women who danced in support of the ‘ngwazi’ where ever he went in Malawi. Most of them were illiterate and had never flown out of Malawi. In Scotland, they were excited to be served by white people. They thought it should be the other way round. Looking at these pictures, I was reminded of this story. Why do our politicians abuse women like this? Someone should stop these cadres, whether it is KK, FTJC, LPM or RB! Let’s move on.
27#PLEASE PELELA APOPENE OTHERWISE INDI MUCHILAKA NEMUNOBE,CHIBUKU,MILK NA SUGER YABA NAFIKA PA ZED.
Sata probably went into some combon and then bought the chaps some beer and said tiyeni kusogolo. These people in the pictures strike me as chibuku warriors that only become passionate about things when there is vigubu filled with chibuku.
By the ballot, or by de gun, patriotical fire a go bun!
33. Shalapungu Banton greetings and I really got impressed with your:
“Sata probably went into some combon and then bought the chaps some beer and said tiyeni kusogolo. These people in the pictures strike me as chibuku warriors that only become passionate about things when there is vigubu filled with chibuku.”
I am just wondering what Chewe and other Sata cohorts will take of you when they read it after their praises that you won from then. I will keep watching even if my schedule is tight.
Have a great night and some blogging.
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Maestro did I obsessively attack Sata like you in my post? I simply stated an opinion which may or may not be true about the people in the picture. Those women and men have lives and for them to be enticed to spend a day at court instead of going about their normal livelihoods then they must have gotten something out of it. I did not say Sata is a bad person because I personally do not know him , i just said he might have utilised an old political tactic of getting supporters using opaque illicit brew. People don’t just wake up and find themselves outside court , they are usually organised .
36. Shalapungu Banton, hhehhehhehhe. I never attacked Sata. I only state the TRUTH about the Undereducate who is a Standard 4 or equivalentlty Grade 6 school (on adding 2 years of Sub A and Sub B according to my mother who learnt in that STANDARD EDUCATION system) drop out following GRZ records which Minister Mulongoti released.
As for your Banton (.LLB), you clearly wrote that instead of using available TRUTH on the Undereducate, you have “simply stated an opinion which may or may not be true about the people in the picture”.
Who then between me and you has attacked Sata following your “Maestro did I obsessively attack Sata like you in my post?”?
This is very interesting!
37 continued.
I as Maestro Hhehhehhehhe will very soon be vindicated over this Shalapungu Banton aka dobo (or bodo) Banton.LLB or mwine filimu for character can never be hidden for too long a time. It just comes out naturally!
For now, I am off to s l e e p and enjoy blogging you all.
I remain Maestro =)) to always EXPOSE tricky individuals.
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Sata musuite awoneka di-saint for a change….. :)>-
Maestro Hhehhehhehhe, you need to grow up won’t spare you.
Maestro Hhehhehhehhe, wake up and face me. Others spared you. Won’t stop till you are crushed. Mr Sata has made great progress which you and you children’s children’s children including your grandies will never achieve. Ma rubishi.
Maestro you sense of grandeur based on judging people according to their education is very disingenuous.I have noticed every chance you get you harp on about your achievements as if to elevate yourself and put others down. Just because Sata did not go through the full spectrum of state education it doesn’t mean he is a bad person. You do not know sata’s reasons for dropping out it could have been his family was poor but then you go ahead with a haughty attitude. Education is just the process of using the left brain to memorize what you are told, it is the right brain that separates mediocre people from the great. Sata has done far much more than people with certificates.
Ka mutonga ka kantu iwe ka Maestro Hhehhehhehhe???!!!!!!!
Viva PF, Long live Sata. Uwapata Micheal Sata, apata wishi na nyina. Some people do not like Sata because he is the opposite of what their parents were. Bold & fearless unlike their parents who were cowards working kumayadi as house servants. This is obvious in one character who always calls Sata uneducated etc. While you might be educated but were your parents educated. Do not take out your fathers failures on Micheal Chilufya Sata. Maybe you never had a father & u wish that Sata were your father. Your hatred for Sata is misplaced-Miserable HhoHhoHhoHho. Visit a shrink before your hatred, frustration & jealousy kills you!!!!
31. VOTE RIGGER
i lived in Malawi for a while during nkwazi’s time i was a kid then. you blog has really sent me back into my own history. Thanks dear!!!
Ba LT that man picking a packet or Sorry a crate of shakers, who says he is PF? PF people are energetic, they clinch fists and shout sense that must be heard. That man stooping was just disembarking from a mini bus coming from a drinking spree, u spice up his picture and claim he is PF?
Landeni ko fimbi. VIVA PF. Continue speaking for the voiceless.
Yes man of the people. No matter what,we will continue supporting you sir. You are a hard worker not nthayo izi zinangu.
#33. Shalapungu Banton, Zambia has been on Auto Pilot, ile iteka fye yeka. Sata anybody can hate him or love him, but the truth is he speaks for the poor. The Govt., shakes & tremble when he talks.He offers checks and balances and sometimes offers workable solutions despite his percieved humble education. WE need him or the Government will have a field day looting coffers. HH, Miyanda, adulterous Nawakwi, B.Y, Nevers Mumba (with him still licking wounds)and the rest have all gone quite to resurface on 12th August 2011.
At least this cobra does not doze off anyhow like someone i know who dozes like a prostitute that has just knocked off from Camp David, ESP or Chez Ntemba Open Air
BEST MAN FOR ZAMBIA VIVA SATA AND LONG LIVE WE LOVE YOU
Pabwatoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Viva Sata nipa bwato chabe with Given Lubinda in 2011. The so called cadres bakhulu
AKA MICHAEL SATA KING COBRA THE VOICE FOR THE VOICELESS VIVA SHIKULU WE ARE BEHIND YOU
Pabwatoooooooo. The only Opposition party ela busha Nyama Soya from deep sleep. Viva King Cobra
Viva PF, Viva Sata :d/
the old man rocks long live pakafye tukateke
Sata is a hired gun for the Zambian people whether you like it or not. He is a man of courage and speaks for what he believes in with no fear or favour Pabwatoooooooooooooooooooo
# 57 Kapeso
walasa mwana
ichintu chintu umwene ni pabwatooooo come 2011 kuyabebele mmd
Good morning bloggers
Pic #1 Sata man of the people and forever will be president of Zambia whether or not he goes to State House.
ifwe ni BA SATA TUFWAYA
VIVA PF VIVA SATA ONE ZAMBIA ONE NATION.WHERE’S MIYANDA MWE BANTU WE NEED HIM IN TIMES LIKE THIS,WHEN WE’RE FACING A LOT OF DIFFICULTIES
Sata is nothing but dictator, you will see even in 2011 he will still stand as a president what a shame old man, retire…
#64 IWE MULAMU WAKA RB ITS NOT ABOUT BEING A DICTATOR ITS ABOUT WORKING FOR THE PIPO OF ZED AND ALSO DEVELOPING ZED SO HUNG YOURSELF OK
# 49 thank you. Thank you very much. for sure HH, Miyanda, Nawakwi, BY will only resurface in 2011.
Ba Sata no matter how urgly keeps ruling party on the check, Sata aba vinika bad. Keep the bwato floating…
as for those that talk about Sata’s uglyness, please LT make a provision for pictures and i will be the first one.
Yes #61, Sata is president outside statehouse and not in office. He is not likely to ‘retire’ till his end on earth. What a presido in absentia! SHAME :((:((:((:((:((:((
Maestro Hhe!Hhe!Hhe!Hyena!, you are at it again. Leave Sata alone, will you? My own observation is that you are a good-for-nothing brat who cannot even convince one of the most naive girls in your village to go to bed with you.
I concur with #61, Sata is an accomplished politician. If it were not for a fraudulent electoral process, he would have managed into plot 1. My recollection serves me that he was cheated at least twice in previous elections.
You therefore do not inspire me, Mr.Hhe! Neither do your educated politicians.
#65. Which people? he should be ashamed of himself,mudala Sata age is Catching up can you please go for convention and stop runing a one man’s show please, we are tired of seening your teethless mouth all over man!!!
Bushe finshi fyali ku court???
Why do PF cadres spend their valuable time at Court when the matter is in Chambers? Surely Ba Sata should realise this is the time to be productive and not drinking chibuku and exposing innocent kids to such, what if a riot breaks out? I am sure the Rebel MP’s do not show their faces at Court as it the duty of their lawyers. Ba Sata should be inspiring by encouraging his cadre to be looking for work or farming, gardening etc etc. What’s wrong with us Zambians who can’t see beyond our noses?
– THE MEMOIRS OF THE DR. GUY ‘PF’ SCOTT –
Author: unknown
The most faithful colleague and friend
The Memoirs of Dr. Guy Scott Chapter I
‘For sometime, a thought had bothered my old gray matter. About the apparent misfitment or rather, about the misalliance of the good old Dr. Guy Scott to the party which is called PF. For sometime I figured that there was no justifiable reason for such a good and honorable man explaining his association with such a company. I was wrong.’
‘How on earth would a man of the Doctor’s stature and class find himself mingling with a people such as these, who can only be described as a ‘group of the disgruntled’, branding as Pabwato, a native term for a boat. A Party with the slightest and remotest semblance of what is termed Democracy. Democracy has been redefined in their midst. A group whose reputation is rife with convulsions and bigotry and whose average member is a spoilt brat canvassing the inner city from where he earns a crust.’
#71 Nonsense, useless man….Pabwatooooooooooooooooooooooo! **==
#70 OBAMA WAS BEING SWORN IN
‘I remember, not long ago, wondering to myself ‘Oh dear, what is he up to now’. This was whilst seeing him ride a speedboat, on land, alongside this horrible mean looking fellow, his prize trophy I suppose, in apparent triumph to the cheering delight of the crowd. This mean looking fellow accompanying the old Doctor is said to be the chief of them and one whose character perfectly describes and clearly congruent with the whole bunch, with the exception of my old friend of course.’
‘I stood amazed and somewhat shaken by the open indiscretion of my good old fellow, my mouth wide open, wondering what more to expect.’
#69 YOU ARE NOT IN PF SO WHATEVER HAPPENS IN PF ITS NON OF YOUR BUSINESS,WE WILL GO FOR CONVENTION BEFORE 2011 ELECTIONS BUT THE FACT REMAINS THE SAME MR SATA WILL RETAIN HIS POSITION AND STAND ON THE PF TICKET IN 2011.HEY IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY FORM YOUR OWN PARTY SO YOU CAN COMPETE WITH MR SATA
‘Alighting from the expedition and climbing onto a podium, the mean one addressed the crowds. With a harsh toned voice, he spoke loudly and eloquently, his speech ending briskly leaving his audience yearning for more. After which he motioned by hand to a few of his contingent to accompany him into the chambers beyond. In this entire episode, the old mogul had remained firmly glued around the mean fellow. From inside, one could clearly hear the chanting outside Pabwato! Pabwato, the sound reverberating into the interiors of the chamber.’
‘Later on, having collected myself, I remember telling myself ‘ Alright, so what if the old mogul was embarrassing himself, so what if the man appears to be above the moon, we all deserve a hearty enjoyment whilst it last’. But I was mistaken; it was not a mere fickle. There was more to come, putting the good name and reputation of the Doctor at risk, so it seemed to me. There is a picture cut off from one of the Tabloid newspaper, which I have now tucked away somewhere in my documents in which the old Doc appears along side this same mean character in which they appear walking in solemnity. You could not miss the solemnity.’
‘Pondering upon the circumstances of the Doctor, I discovered almost by chance, another side of the story. Beyond the gaiety and fun adventure, beyond the apparent embarrassment, beyond the naked loyalty and shameless alliance to the bunch and leader, carefully tucked and concealed to the careless observer yet open to a keen mind was a firm resoluteness and urgent resolve in the Doctor. A scheme, so he thought, beyond trace.’
‘I have known the Doctor all these years and not even for a second have I seen him as the type that would risk name and reputation for a mere pittance. He reminds me of the 1800’s Scottish missionaries whose engagements meant leaving behind the comforts of home to far off lands yet trod by men in the then known world. Whose duties required impeccable zeal, long and tedious and sometimes painful experiences, risking all for the sake of a better prize. Did the old mogul have this thing in mind, converting these uncouth characters? But one sure thing though, the old mogul is no missionary, at least in religious terms.’
‘However, there is a clear parallel perfectly fitting the missionary experience with the Doctors vice. There is a deliberate goal in mind behind the Doctor’s scheme enough to motivate him to risk all and sundry. What is that one prize in the old Mogul’s mind worth risking name and reputation for, enough to undo the damage already done?
Anonymous you are so boring
Maestro Hehehehehe is still sleeping probably dreaming about typing a 2000 page essay on here, but when he wakes up be prepared he will post over 50 plus replies . In those replies he will copy and paste everything anyone has said to him while he was sleeping .
‘To understand the apparent difficulty in drawing the reasons behind the Doctors behavior and ingenious scheme I thought I should give the reader some background information. The Doctor had been acting rather strangely these past few years. Certain habits have formed in him completely unknown to exist or seen on him before. Being a proud man that he is, he has never been seen to let his emotions show even with utmost provocation, he will hold restrain. But then the unbelievable happened at his farm cottage.’
‘On that particular day I remember the morning starting as usual (lackadaisical) but then suddenly finding too many activities over running the other keeping almost everyone on their toes including the Doctor himself in the thick of it who kept commandeering almost military style his troops. Later on in the afternoon, the old Doctor decided to sit himself down after a long days work, at his favorite porch, at the verandah.’
‘It was whilst he was there in a relaxed mood that one of his houseboys came reporting a situation. The boy reported to him that one of his vaults had been found unlocked. ‘Upon hearing this his body literally jerked out of his rocking chair realizing immediately the one it was. ‘My memoirs’ he roared uncaring that his emotions were showing. ‘Did you read them, tell me you didn’t’ Now his strong voice filling the whole yard to the utter amazement of all who were present. ‘No bwana I did not’ came the reply from the now shaken houseboy’. Without warning, the old lad made a dash or should I say shot his body in the direction of the vault’.
‘Earlier in the day whilst depositing some valuables into the vault an unexpected call requiring his immediate attention interrupted his business leaving the vault unlocked. He had completely forgotten about it until now.’
‘This was the key event to unlock the goings on in the Doctors mind and purpose in the whole scheme he had been on about. I learnt later on from the houseboy that he had been writing an Autobiography; yes an Autobiography of the mean looking fellow whom he has become so engrossed with. Apparently he figures that if there ever was going to be an Authority to claim this right, it was he. He was determined to be the official unofficial Author of this fellow’s life story, whichever way one looked at it.’
#79 And since when did you became sata for you to answer? you must be out of your mind man, my opinion remains mine I did not ask for yours as a matter of fact what i write here is non of your dem business GET THAT INTO YOUR HEAD.
Ba Maureen # 75, are you PF by birth?
‘In these memoirs is contained the most intimate details of the life of the mean looking fellow and all that is unknown about him. Beyond that, they contain associations, the fights, the mistakes and all that has happened in the life as communicated to him by this magnate of a fellow. All this detail recordings of life and events of the mean fellow has been going on unknown to him.’
Leave the PF cadres alone shame on you all afterall by blogging on this site you do the same thing they are doing-wasting time-the only difference is that we will never see your faces.
ANONYMOUS WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING OR IS IT COPY AND PASTE
mmmmh! PF ikaliko?
SONDA
Check at wikipeada you will might find it.
#97
PF is here and we are stil as powerful as ever,
Come 2011 we are sailing to State House
What a party! full of out spoken people, thugs, smokers and drunkers, anyway that can expect when their father himself is a victim, he does not know when to keep quiet and when to open his mouth…
I was a supporter of maestro, i have changed my mind. He is so childish for nothing. Grow up man!
#86.Shalapungu Banton. We are waiting.
#101. lol..Ba Chuma Chiyenda how does maestro comes in this topic? don’t you thing you are the one who is exposing your childishess here?
Nice pics, viva Sata
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Anonymouse please don’t try to get yourself published, save yourself the disappointment…
Sony Ericsson Phiri
You have part of Chapter I my friend, do you want me to continue?
It’s your talktime…
107. Anonymous
Anonymous your writing skills are admirable, i Blog while working and usually dont pay attention to long posts but for the first time i did. Thats very interesting, this is not to endorse the authenticity of the material but just to say its worth reading the chapters to follow. Good chapter indeed, keep it up.
Ericsson
Next time not to bore people
Boriiiiiiiiing! I wonder how old you bloggers on LT are!
all the PF haters, you are secret admirers of our party and shy to join. Tiyeni pabwatoooooooooooooo
# 95 Voice of Reason, looks like you cannot stomach constructive criticism. We work and when you have a spare minute you blog. How long does it take to reason and hit the keyboard?
for all his bufoonery, Cycle Mata is the most ‘persistent’ politician alive! I’m not a fan of this geezer but envy his stamina! Jokers like Miyanda, Nawakwi, BY only emerge from their slumber every election but King Cobra is always a pain in Boma’s butt! which is what an effective opposition should be. I wish you well Cobra, perhaps the Lord will reward your perserverance with Plot 1, come 2011…:)>-
Sheikh Banda
What a honest statement. The Guy has stamina.
Hello everyone, just joined you bloggers. Am a stonch PF supporter, so maestro heheee whatever you call yourself, Remember Sata is the reason the rulling gov’t is able to perform, even the late presido who you praised after he passed on accepted this fact. So let the old man work. Mwamukolooooooooooooo
Viva RB!! Sata and his kabovas are going no where!! Never!!!
116. Nina Myers, on ‘ Am a stonch PF supporter, so maestro heheee whatever you call yourself, Remember Sata is the reason the rulling gov’t is able to perform, even the late presido who you praised after he passed on accepted this fact’, please give a qoute and link to it on the acknowledgement by late former President LP Mwanawasa. To the best of my knowledge, the Undereducate has just created an impression that he is making the GRZ work because of the MMD GRZ’s failure to deal with him and his Imagebuilders.
Instead of the MMD GRZ concentrating on doing their job of governing Zambia, it is always found in squabbles of reacting to the Undereducate’s almost daily rants in the POST.
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“My popularity, my happiness and sense of worth depend to no small extent upon my skill in dealing with people.” – Logan Pearsall Smith.
In light of this, please be careful always. Mind you the topic is not about Maestro =)), but the PF pictures. Thus you will do well to limit your postings in that regard.
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86. Shalapungu Banton greetings. On your “Maestro Hehehehehe is still sleeping probably dreaming about typing a 2000 page essay on here, but when he wakes up be prepared he will post over 50 plus replies . In those replies he will copy and paste everything anyone has said to him while he was sleeping” is actually proper responding to allegations and sentiments in the myopic postings that are referred to me – bent on undermining my credibility.
“Birds of the same feathers flock togeter.”-Greek proverb or is it “Fowls of the same plumage always congregate in the same proximity.” – the revised version.
I will surely be back later on.
Wapya munzi!
mmwamukolo
Oh Oh
unless pf has northwesterners ,westerners and the hantobolo’s(southerners) in its party,they will never win.it is a party for bembas(except lubinda and ka scort),at least mmd has members from each tribe thats why it will continue rulling…so i think pf and hh are fighting for the loosing battle..its a mathematical thing wich everyone knows..
These must be the people who CMS promised jobs at Barclays (kaponya in Cairo road said if PF won a BBZ job was on the cards) & in govt if he won. My, my wouldn’t our money have been in safe hands!
I pity the man. He lay with the devil and now he wants to be seen as a saint. FTJ era will haunt him forever as he was silent when the people needed him most.
See it is possible to have decent postings! The postings on the Thandi story yesterday were disappointing. My open letter is coming along nicely so watch out for it in the papers. Clean up LT. I was accused of being a cry baby purely because I opposed the filth posted on LT.
we are black and our minds are black no way forward. [-(
# 125 EN. ‘I pity the man. He lay with the devil and now he wants to be seen as a saint. FTJ era will haunt him forever as he was silent when the people needed him most.
People change, lo! Was’t Obama born a moslem? He is now a Christian and the 44th president of the United States. Not that I have seen anything wrong with Islam, suffice to say that people change, brother, people change.
And we are told that ‘to err is human, divine justice.’
what authority do you have to crucify someone for his past misdeeds?
MMD so called “democratic goverment” Why are you forcing people to have what they do not like? The whole nation is crying for a change of a new Goverment.The people at the moment they want to try Sata, why don´t you give them what they want? What kind of hearts do you have, which do not feel the pain or cry of the Nation? How do you want that people can express what they want? It is not only the quetion of politics but the matter of being concern to what the people need.
The last picture showing a man trying to grap ‘Chibuku – Shake Shake’ is what attracts most PF cadres to Sata. Once they drink that stuff, they pick up the courage to shout whole night and some unsuspecting epople Sata is popular, he is NOT. How can civilised people be forcing their way into court, what business do they have in court or what facts are they going to contribute in court? Are they witnesses? This blind following should stop and that is why we need a man who can reason like OBAMA to take charge of Zambia. And the way I see it, there is only man CHIRWA.
#.129 The Intelligentia ‘The last picture showing a man trying to grap ‘Chibuku – Shake Shake’ is what attracts most PF cadres to Sata. Once they drink that stuff, they pick up the courage to shout whole night and some unsuspecting epople Sata is popular, he is NOT’
This statement is from the wilderness. Can you justify it please. This is the problem with the ‘some of us.’
By my foot, your Chirwa cannot beat Sata in an election.
130. Agenda for Zambia, hhe hhe hhe hhe =)) on “‘The last picture showing a man trying to grap ‘Chibuku – Shake Shake’ is what attracts most PF cadres to Sata. Once they drink that stuff, they pick up the courage to shout whole night and some unsuspecting epople Sata is popular, he is NOT’”
This is very hilarious.
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O prof wangozi abwela!
– THE MEMOIRS OF DR. GUY ‘PF’ SCOTT –
Chapter II
#131. Maestro. It is hilarious, but not factual. The statement is epitomic of The Intelligentsia’s delusional self.
Oh no Balangombe, the nut case- remember, has run away with the cable, my laptop will soon run out of power, next time.
134. Agenda for Zambia, I understand and keep well.
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The picture where some kind of pointing is potrayed, isn’t something exagerated there or it is my eyes. Kaya
Ba PF you will always be spending yo time at the courts. And nothing will come out of it. Even 2011. Same. Losers!!!!
PF does not behave like a party, but rather a theatre group just like ‘Banja’ of MUVI TV.
8-x
MWATWAFWA BA MMD
PF cadres, your views have been taken on board but take time and ask yourselves whether you have ever held a sensible converstaion with any of the PF cadres at SATA’s rallies. They are always shouting PABWATO PABWATO and don’t even understand what Sata says and what it means to their lives. Because they are all usually drunk. This is a fact. After OBAMA, Sata should NOT even contemplate the Presidency. The game is well above people of his ilk. He belongs to our history and we need to use his experience to move zambia forward with a visionary leader who understands the techno era. We are in a knowledge economy and not stone throwing.
You people trying to change the allengency of PF supporters from Sata are just wasting your time. Their allengency is sworn in issues that are so very much detached from convetional reasoning that even if Obama were to be a Zambian and contest the elections, PF supporters would still favour Sata over Obama just like some folks stuck with McCain…..thank God there are more reasonable people in USA!!!
142. The Intelligentia, my brother, your views can not be put in any other better way than you have done….thank you so much….now thats what I call intelligent reasoning….
Only negatively intelligent (colloquial for a f**lish) minds keep pushing a door they know is firmly shut and there is no way to open it. In my view, that is our Sata. He has been to court over the presidency in all three defeats and has reaped nothing. I wonder whether this teaches him anything. Levy once openly told him,and i quote ‘There is no nullification after being sworn in’. I would advise him to find a better way of contributing to zambian development other than the presidency. That is if at all he has anything left in his empty tank to help Zambia move forward in the 21st century. I personally don’t think he has anything to offer in terms of meaningful development. Mark this!!!
Pliz, let thy case drag on so that these cadres are kept busy together with satana
#143 Engine Bbuloko
You can say that again. Fine on the other thread has just confessed how difficult the task before us is. What a comfort to know that there are people like you and The Intelligentia. Straight thinkers.
LT, THIS IS IT. WE NEED A LOT OF PICTURES AND NOT ONLY TEXT, IN THIS CHEAP TECHNOLOGY TIMES. WELL DONE. IN FACT ALL PICTURES ARE COOL. SATA LOOKS COOL, TOO.
say what you want to say, ise ni pabwato chabe
Sata has done good job of consolidating the opposition party PF, now the time has come for Sata to step aside and take a more ceremonial leadership of PF. It is time for Mr Lubinda Given to lead the party…he is man who can beat MMD at the next elections….
PF must aggressively campaign against MMD in rural areas, and hold a national convention this year with representative from all provinces. Then through electoral reform, compel MMD to give power of president to set election dates and make political party campaign finance totally distance from national money…
The time is now, PF to go around the country selling PF manifesto and develop coordinated campaign stragety beat MMD in 2011.
Smart
#29 you hit the point,bro….most cats around here like dissing other people’s looks.LT,please can you program a module that’ll enable em folks around here to post fotos so that we can see their ugly faces.They like dissing others as though they’re the Brad Pitts and Anjie Jolies of this world.I don’t think that being in the diaspora improves your looks a great deal and most importantly Zambia is not looking for fashion models but for people who can deliver.Criticize them for poor performance and on grounds of their looks.So grow up cats and I hope this is the last time I am hearing this nosence here.
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LT be serious a Bus Station and the High Court are two different places………… Which side are you on?????????
#149, we are a democracy and you have every right to support anyone as long as you know the intended outcome. Its your God given right to support any legitimate candidate of your choice. That is democracy. But remember only the majority rules. Uli Mbuya wandi kwena support PABWATOO bobe.
what a bunch of losers. literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To accomplish great things in life, as Sata is trying to do, one does not need to have any formal education. But one must develope his mind to such a high level that it can interlace various disciplines to enable one to translate hopes and dreams into reality. Even the disciples of the Christ are remembered, not for their education, but for their ACTS.
#157, do you really think Sata can accomplish great things? Is he capable of foreseeing where zambia ought to be 20 – 30 years from now? Anyway, if you are a teacher as you signed on your posting, then I can only see Zambia heading for a disaster if our Children are going to be taught be people who think like you, I am sorry, but that is the way I see it.
158. The Intelligentia greetings, on “if you are a teacher as you signed on your posting, then I can only see Zambia heading for a disaster if our Children are going to be taught be(y) people who think like you, I am sorry, but that is the way I see it”, me too.
157. The Teacher, most of the Disciples of Jesus Christ, our Lord, did not have formal education but they learnt from the Rabbi obviously since the Holy Scriptures only record that our Lord is the only one who wasnt taught by them and hence their being surprised when he spoke. Those men did a religious job and Sata is nowhere in that line of duty. Politics and Religion are two separate entities: read the Zambian Constitution.
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The Undereducate Sata has clearly shown us that he know nothing even in things he help go through as LAW when he was in Parliament e.g. the 1996 Republican Constitution which the old man mis-interpretated as indicating the whoever will win the 2008 elections was not going to be subjected to Presidential elections in 2011, but 2013. This example only is enough to convince any doubting Thomases that “one does not need to have any formal education. But one must develope his mind to such a high level that it can interlace various disciplines to enable one to translate hopes and dreams into reality” is possible in Standard 6 Sata Michael Chilufya.
Sata should be told in NO uncertain terms that Zambians will NEVER allow a man like him to rule them. He has no principles and very bad mannered. They say, if you insult a child, would you regret if a child insults you back? For me Sata is NOT presidential material. He needs to work with a young visionary president like Chirwa or Fundanga or HH or even his Given Lubinda.But surely, not him.Think and don’t be selfish, surely Sata has failed in his life and he should NOT fail all Zambians with greed. If he had stayed in MMD, he may have obtained the presidency after LPM’s death. But Sata said, upon his dead body, he would never work with LPM and there we are LPM found RB and Sata is history!!
hmmm… bar pala bar letina satana in picture 1
jumaco, Curtersy, BaMaureen, Nine and fellows, be reasonable to this facility. Write something sensible Please.
Good pics
awe zambia ya cupa