GBM Is Alive: Government Quashes Social Media Death Hoax
Lusaka, Zambia – In yet another reminder of how quickly misinformation spreads online, former Defence Minister Geoffrey Bwalya Mwamba (GBM) became the latest target of a viral death hoax. Rumors of his passing flooded social media today, forcing the government to respond swiftly and decisively.
To put the speculation to rest, a rare press briefing was held at Maina Soko Medical Centre, where GBM is currently receiving medical care. Much to the relief of his supporters and family, he appeared to be very much alive and on the road to recovery.
Permanent Secretary for Information and Media, Thabo Kawana, dismissed the rumors as “reckless digital gossip,” urging Zambians to be more responsible online. He was joined by GBM’s legal representative, Charles Changano, in what turned into a strong rebuke against social media sensationalism.
“Contrary to what’s trending on Twitter and WhatsApp,” Kawana quipped, “Mr. Mwamba is alive, stable, and recovering well. And probably not amused by today’s drama.”
Kawana warned that such false reports can cause unnecessary panic and emotional distress particularly to families and loved ones. He emphasized that the government is looking into cybersecurity enforcement options, hinting that those behind the falsehoods may soon face legal consequences.
Meanwhile, GBM himself appeared to take the rumors in stride. Sources close to the former minister say he remained calm and even lighthearted, viewing the ordeal as a bizarre side-effect of public life in the digital age.
UPND capture this moment and release GBM from prison. Start with house arrest and eventually let the case die off.
The law is clear, if you’re from Eastern Province or Bemba Land you’ll be arrested for any crime. If you’re from Southern Prov, you’ll be fired and continue with your life. The white glover man will one time enjoy the same music hopefully he gets to listen to Michael jackson’s music and keep his gloves clean.
Dimwit
hh is heartless that’s why he has brought very short man like the height of bushmen (chanda beu)
my bro Frank Talk , i was sad the whole day after losing my money through betting ka ndeke but atleast u have caused me to laugh with your idea of calling the short money brought by hh with the nick name called bushmen or chanda beu,these new money are indeed too short like bushmen or chanda beu.
kikikiki… mr Frank Talk ” u think deep and very creative , i wish we could meet to make me laugh more , ndiwe chikali most times ” even bash promiss i think he is shy with tuma short money he has brought.
Thank God ,every life is precious .